Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes: A Wonderful Treasury of Exceptional Hilarious Jokes, Quotes, Anecdotes and Stories

“I’d buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I’d be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn’t end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey

The very best in party jokes, icebreakers, and funny stories to tell at parties, gatherings, speaking engagements, or any occasion. It’s also an entertaining and wonderful read on a trip and makes a great gift for someone going on a long flight or train ride.

Here’s one joke from the book: Two very serious medical researchers who studied geriatrics were watching an old man hobble down the sidewalk outside the laboratory and noticed he was going very slow with his legs spread apart, and he was hardly bending his knees.

The first researcher said, “Looks like a serious orthopedic gait disorder. He’s probably exhibiting early stages of Parkinsonism. Or, it could be due to issues with his central nervous system?”

The other researcher didn’t agree. “No, I suspect it’s just arthritis. But he may be suffering from the adverse effects from medications due to polypharmacy including perhaps sedatives.”

“I still believe it’s probably Parkinsonism. He is walking too slow, and his legs are jiggling a bit and too far apart,” said the first researcher.

“But, it may be due to adverse effects from too many medications,” said the other researcher.

“Perhaps, but I’ll bet you a lunch on my analysis. Let’s go politely ask him to see whose analysis is the closest to his condition.”

They approached the old man and said, “Please excuse us, sir. We are medical researchers who work in that building and we noticed your slow tedious and careful walk. We couldn’t agree on possible causes of your condition. Would you mind sharing with us what condition you have?”

The old man replied, “I’ll tell you what is wrong with me, but I would like to hear your thoughts first. Then, I’ll tell you if you are correct or not.”

The first researcher said, “I believe you may be suffering from the early stages of Parkinson’s disease. Or, a problem with your central nervous system?”

“Sorry, but you have guessed wrong,” said the old man.

The second researcher said, “I believe it’s probably just arthritis you suffer from? Or, perhaps adverse effects from medications?”

“Sorry, but you have guessed wrong also.”

“Well sir, please tell what condition you have?”

The old man smiled, “I suspected I was going to fart…but I guessed wrong too.”

All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages.

In our opinion, we believe these jokes, quotes, stories are suitable for mixed company but will leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary.

Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and enjoy reading this hilarious book!

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