Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes: Another Golfwell Treasury of the Absolute Best in Golf Stories, and Golf Jokes (Golfwell’s Adult Joke Book Series 2)

Why is this golf joke book different?

It’s another LOL adult joke book for the clubhouse bar, delays on the course, or anytime. These aren’t the kind of jokes and stories your mama used to tell you! The adult jokes are long story jokes - the kind professional comedians tell.

Excerpts::

“Bob, went on camping trip deep in the forest with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law.

One evening, just before going to bed for the night, Bob’s wife looks around and realizes her mother is gone.

Rushing to her husband, she insists both of them try to find her mother right away. Bob picks up his 2 iron and gives his wife a 3 iron, then Bob takes a swig of whiskey, and Bob and his wife start to look for her.

In a clearing, not far from the camp, they see a dramatic, chilling sight. Bob’s poor mother-in-law is backed up against a tree and a large Kodiak bear is standing up facing her and growling ferociously.

The wife cries out, “Bob, do something!”

Bob studies the drama and practice swings his 2 iron several times and says, “Hell, I’m not doing a damn thing. that poor bear got himself into this dangerous situation, so let him get himself out of it.”

“There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and sought eagerly to date them.

The young men learned the beautiful daughters were allowed to date on Saturday nights. The girls had their pick of suitors.

But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them.

Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, “Hi, my name’s Joe. I’m here for Flo. I’m taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?”

The farmer thought Joe was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves.

A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said,
“Hi, I’m Eddie. I’m here for Betty. I’m taking her for spaghetti. I hope she’s ready.”

The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves.

A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.

“Hi, I’m Chuck...” The farmer shot him.”

This new book is the second in the series of Golfwell’s Adult Golf Joke Books by Team Golfwell after their first book, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes.”

With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood!

REVIEWS:

“Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor… Word of Caution: Don’t read if your bladder is full :)” - L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase)

“Great stuff!” - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase)

“Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!”

- G. Carter, Chicago.

With heartwarming stories such as the lead off story about Arnold Palmer playing his own Bay Hill Golf Club with Tiger Woods and comments from Jack Nicklaus and Bill Murray, it’s far better than the average golf story or golf humor book.

Makes a great gift to a golfer or the golfer in your family.

SCROLL UP and have some laughs and put your friends in a great mood and they’ll love you for the laughs it brings!

ADULTS ONLY!