The Funniest Quotations to Brighten Every Day: Brilliant, Inspiring, and Hilarious Thoughts from Great Minds

The perfect gift for family, friends, co-workers, clients, or anyone. From #1 Bestselling authors, Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller J.D., who bring you a timeless collection of some of the funniest, most brilliant and inspiring thoughts to brighten your day. You can pick up this book anytime for your own amusement and enjoyment for an intriguing or funny quote to help you each day, or assist your presentation, or speech, or make a family member or a friend happy motivated and inspired with the right words.

This book is an excellent source of intriguing and hilarious quotations for everyone, including salespersons, businesspersons, sales managers, writers and speechwriters, students or anyone wanting to focus and deeply relate to people by striking the right chord at the right time. For example,

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” - Douglas Adams

“My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she’s right.” – Anon.

“You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.” - Albert Einstein

“If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that members, not present and subjects discussed were one and the same.” - Robert Brault

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Jack Benny

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.” – Kurt Vonnegut

“The best way to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically fool proof.” - Harry Haenigsen

“A fashion designer friend told me, “Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Instead, wear what they wear.” – Tina Fey

Along with hundreds of more.

This book is,

• A source for quotes that tend to make people pause and listen when you speak.

• A great source for anyone when they simply need basic and good advice.

• All quotes are arranged alphabetically by subject.

• Hundreds of poignant and funny quotations are all spaced well apart for reflection and personal notes in the paperback edition.

• The eBook edition can easily fit on your phone to access anytime when you need it.

This book makes a fantastic and memorable gift and they will love you for the laughs it brings to them and to share with others.

This book will keep you motivated, recharged and ready to deal with the world with new clarity, energy and focus! Get it now!

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